SOCCER SHENANIGANS AND PARENTAL SLIP-UPS

Little Timmy was super pumped for his soccer game. He'd been kicking non-stop, dreaming of scoring the winning goal. His parents were in the stands, their faces painted with hope. Then came the penalty kick. Timmy lined up, took a deep breath, and blasted it towards the goal. Unfortunately, the ball sailed into the goalie's arms. Timmy slumped his